Sunday, 9 January 2011

Great Week of COD







Well, I started the week 1.79 on ratio, and tonight ended with a ratio of 1.89 so I am extremely happy.

I also prestiged this week, and did not drop in ratio at all.

I also managed to get to grips with more guns that I use on a regular basis, specifically the MP4 and the Famas, two great weapons.

The MP4 is great for Nuketown, close contact fast killing, ensuring that obtaining those precious first 10 first blood kills is acheived quickly.

The Famas is a gun to stick with on a number of maps, in particular radiation, where distance shots are quite regular.

Just when I thought COD could not get better...it just did.

Friday, 7 January 2011

Ode to the X Team








I see the X Team on the horizon,

I hear the battle cry.

We all take pride in our killstreaks,

Not to mention when we die.


I see X Black on Cracked killing,

Some chumps lifeless body beneath him.

And then I see Black move ahead,

Leaving chumps body weak and limping.


X White is a cool kill operator,

You can hear him when he speaks.

Smooth, calm and sophisticated,

He ensures the enemy is weak.


X Red can see them crawling,

Begging him for mercy and relief,

X Red knows only execution,

And total self belief.


X Silver is the team champion,

Always working together,

He lives and breathes for the X Team,

He will be X forever.


X Yellow is a rare machine,

Efficient in his kill spree,

Grenades, headshots and the rest,

To kill makes him free.


X Blue is temperamental,

Like a crazy barrack boy,

He throws his temper at the enemy,

But the temper brings sweet joy.


X Green is a team player,

Always covering overhead,

Without the cool deadly sniper Green,

Most of us would be dead.


X Gold is as yet untried,

Though of this we have no doubt.

Through death and complete destruction,

His name we’ll chant and shout.


So if you see the X Team coming,

Perhaps you better run,

Cos the X Team is gonna kill you,

Kill you just for fun.

Wednesday, 5 January 2011

A Thank You to Fellow X Team Member X Silver

A man once said, " A good sacrifice is one that is not necessarily sound but leaves your opponent dazed and confused".

Silver exemplifies this perfectly.

Today, I prestiged once again, albeit begrudgingly, and fearing thay my fifteen needed flag captures would take forever and prevent me from gaining marathon pro, X Silver boldly sacrificed himself again and again and again, killing himself so I could prise the enemy flag from his dead hands and once again capture the enemy flag.

I have to thank X Black and X Gold too, but Silver to be fair has the biggest thank you. We hear a lot about the word Team, but X Silver really knows that the word team means.

X Blue Hits 1.80 as New Ratio High

Last night, I, X Blue hit 1.80 as my new kill/death ratio high.

I want to take this occasion to thank all my X Team members, my mother and father, and especially Black, who in truth, propelled my ratio up a by 3 or 4 points when visiting my barracks over the new year.

My aim is 2.00

I know a lot of people out there have far higher ratios, and X Black is currently 2.77, but i know my own game, and I tend to always finish around 2.50 at the end of a team deathmatch, therefore for me to suppose I am going to be a three boy is not practical.

But 2.00 will be a great ratio when you consider the general ratio that we go up against is under 1.00 or just over.

Monday, 3 January 2011

X Blue Defeats Challenger to the X Team


A chump named Bumble Love recently challenged the X Team to private matches. He mocked the greatness of the X Team.

X Blue stepped up and defeated him.

Here is a sample of some of my kills agains the chump called Bumble Love

X Team Forever