Ode to the X Team

I see the X Team on the horizon,

I hear the battle cry.

We all take pride in our killstreaks,

Not to mention when we die.

I see X Black on Cracked killing,

Some chumps lifeless body beneath him.

And then I see Black move ahead,

Leaving chumps body weak and limping.

X White is a cool kill operator,

You can hear him when he speaks.

Smooth, calm and sophisticated,

He ensures the enemy is weak.

X Red can see them crawling,

Begging him for mercy and relief,

X Red knows only execution,

And total self belief.

X Silver is the team champion,

Always working together,

He lives and breathes for the X Team,

He will be X forever.

X Yellow is a rare machine,

Efficient in his kill spree,

Grenades, headshots and the rest,

To kill makes him free.

X Blue is temperamental,

Like a crazy barrack boy,

He throws his temper at the enemy,

But the temper brings sweet joy.

X Green is a team player,

Always covering overhead,

Without the cool deadly sniper Green,

Most of us would be dead.

X Gold is as yet untried,

Though of this we have no doubt.

Through death and complete destruction,

His name we’ll chant and shout.

So if you see the X Team coming,

Perhaps you better run,

Cos the X Team is gonna kill you,

Kill you just for fun.

X Blue Hits 1.80 as New Ratio High

Last night, I, X Blue hit 1.80 as my new kill/death ratio high.

I want to take this occasion to thank all my X Team members, my mother and father, and especially Black, who in truth, propelled my ratio up a by 3 or 4 points when visiting my barracks over the new year.

My aim is 2.00

I know a lot of people out there have far higher ratios, and X Black is currently 2.77, but i know my own game, and I tend to always finish around 2.50 at the end of a team deathmatch, therefore for me to suppose I am going to be a three boy is not practical.

But 2.00 will be a great ratio when you consider the general ratio that we go up against is under 1.00 or just over.

X Blue Defeats Challenger to the X Team

A chump named Bumble Love recently challenged the X Team to private matches. He mocked the greatness of the X Team.

X Blue stepped up and defeated him.

Here is a sample of some of my kills agains the chump called Bumble Love

X Team Forever

Map Tactics - Summit

Summit is a great map, and often one that requires great skill. Whereas formerly I used to run in madly gunning, spraying, hoping to get those kills, now I step back.

My strategy is this:

1) I commandeer one section of the map, usually the northern section where spawning is frequent.

2) I place a motion sensor near the spawn point.

3) I then go inside the left side shed/building which has two entries, one up the slope, and the other down a set of small steps.

4) I patrol both entrances and often wander down the snowy slope section to sniper shoot (with Stoner) a few kills from a major distance.

5) I immidiately travel back as my sensor usually detects that the person I have killed has spawned back where I thought.

6) I kill them as they exit that area running into my gunfire.

It is a great strategy, and with my other X Team members conducting their own battles, such as X Red going medieval on some enemy, we never lose Summit on Team Deathmatch - EVER! You got that? Damn right you have.